Before I begin, let me tell you a little about myself. This is how I work: Pretty things make me smile. Beautiful things make me jealous. Ugly things make me laugh. Really ugly things make me cry. I'll admit I teared a bit during this.
Okay, this one wasn't so bad. But it wasn't so good either. The dress is mediocre, and she could have done something more formal with her hair. It just didn't seem like it had enough effort put in.
Who wears Nike's with a tux? Maybe John Mayer couldn't find his formal shoes. Maybe he was trying to make a statement. Either way, it doesn't work.
Everyone has to give Nelly a break about this one. It's not her fault is she accidentaly put the bottom of her dress through a paper shredder!
Christina Ricci and Mandy Moore both wore dresses made from the fabric used to made the drapes in motels. Christina looks a bit, if any, better than Mandy, though. She just looks, well, dead, from the messy hair to the grandma dress.
I really hate Ciara's dress. It's way too disproportionate to her tall frame, and the bubble hem is not working for me.
Hilary looks uncomfortable, messy, and unflattering in this sparkly dress. The dark hair and black accents on the dress really don't compliment her complexion. I understand how she's trying to be less Lizzie Macguire these days, but this ensemble is a mistake.
Brooke Hogan has overdosed on bleach and...shiny. She looks like a middle-aged woman trying too hard to look like a younger one. Acutally, she looks a lot like her mom [which is not a good thing].
Ahh! *squints in blinding light*
And there will always be the ones who want to "make a statement."
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